Tuesday 29 January 2008

Thisday.

University of Edinburgh Divinity School (New College)

Itinerary:
I sat stale, reading Bloom’s ‘Elegy for the Canon’.
I cooked with potato, onion, beetroot, cream.
I listened to music it went Words are flowing out like / endless rain into a paper cup.
I returned ‘Gays and the future of the Church’ to New College.
I funked from darkling bench on the Mound at rush hour.
I coffee.
I bibbled.
I looked at a tiny snake eating a tiny mouse.
I lied.

Inventory:
Flesh: bruised wrist, stained palms, scabbed shin.
Not-Flesh: montage as masochism? Consider.

Wednesday 23 January 2008

Shtiufft.

~ Imperial echoes: Ventriloquism, polyphony and disembodied voices in the early American novel.
~ Medieval authorial anxiety and the oral tradition.
~ 19th century nannies (Jane Eyre, The Turn of the Screw, Vanity Fair).
~ Turkish Delights: sexuality and the Ottoman Other [1299-1573].
~ Puns:chords.
~ Nabakov, lesbians, myth.

If I was Scottish I would apply for a Carnegie summer research scholarship in one of these areas. It'd be magic.

Monday 21 January 2008

Discompost.

As I lay decomposing...


I like dead things*.
I think I ought to like dying things (I don't**).
But decay is the favourite; it's a process.

* Best dead things, in order of fascination:
A dead mole in the garden.
A dead leopard on safari (me).
The dead bits at the surgeons' hall pathology museum.

** Least good dying things, in order of aversion:
Screaming rabbits.
People.

Sunday 13 January 2008

Grindhouse Romantic Irony.



Scratched reels and double-fluffed lines, I hadn’t noticed it (Romantic Irony) there (In films) before.

Draw attention to limitations of medium:
1. Bash against them [floozy facecrumple on dashboard]
2. Bash through them [mooch from motorcrush]
* (tense-shouldered brackets for apologetic metaphors - fickle disinterest in figurative bad-taste, right?)